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Happy Little Dinosaurs You are a dinosaur, and life repeatedly tries to punch you in the face. YouÆll do your best to avoid disasters while dodging meteors and, much like in the real world, youÆll probably fail. But keep picking yourself back up because the first Dinosaur to reach 50 points (or the last Dinosaur standing) wins the game! Yay!

Happy Little Dinosaurs: 5-6 Player - Expansion Pack Everything you need to bring up to two extra players into your games of gleeful disaster avoidance!

Happy Little Dinosaurs: Perils of Puberty - Expansion Pack It's time to talk about your changing body! This 54-card expansion pack will take you back to the days of terrible acne, raging hormones, and carnivorous classmates... or maybe those are just a dinosaur thing.

TeeTurtle > Here to Slay > ... HERE TO SLAY Here to Slay is an adorable and brutal new card game that is perfect for players of all skill levels, whether you’re just entering the world of role-playing games or honing your masterful skills. Here to Slay is a strategic role-playing fantasy card game from the creators of Unstable Unicorns. In this game, you'll assemble a full Party of Heroes and slay…

TeeTurtle > Llamas Unleashed > ... LLAMAS UNLEASHED More llamas, you said! Well, we herd you. First came the diabolical unicorn. Now comes the majestic llama. Llamas reign supreme in Llamas Unleashed. This farm-based strategy game has players take turns playing cards in a race to assemble a herd of llamas, goats, rams, and alpacas while sabotaging their opponents to see whose farm is superior. You…

TeeTurtle > Unstable Unicorns > ... UNSTABLE UNICORNS Build a Unicorn Army. Betraay your friends. Unicorns are your friends now.  A strategic card game that will ruin your friendships... in a good way! This party game combines everyone's two favourite things: unicorns and destruction. Build your unicorn army as fast as possible and destroy your friends to become the Righteous Ruler of All Things M…

TeeTurtle > Unstable Unicorns > ... UNSTABLE UNICORNS - TRAVEL EDITION Build a Unicorn Army. Betraay your friends. Unicorns are your friends now.  Take a hilarious frenzy of unicorn destruction with you wherever you go! This adaptation of the hit card game has been condensed down to 82 cards for an easy and convenient traveling companion, featuring a lot of old favourites from the original game as…

TeeTurtle > Unstable Unicorns > ... UNSTABLE UNICORNS: NSFW EDITION Horiify your friends. Abandon them. Unicorns don't judge. If 69% of your conversations involve dirty jokes and inappropriate comments, youÆre going to love the NSFW edition of Unstable Unicorns. Game info: Ages: 21+ Players: 2-8 Time: 30-45 mins

TeeTurtle > Unstable Unicorns > ... UNSTABLE UNICORNS: ADVENTURES Pack your bags and embark on an exciting adventure (while still amassing armies of unicorns and using them to destroy your friends)! A 54-card expansion set full of new characters, magic cards, upgrades and downgrades. Expansion info: Ages: 14+ Players: 2-8 Time: 30-45 mins

TeeTurtle > Unstable Unicorns > ... UNSTABLE UNICORNS: DRAGONS Who will rule the skies over your stable? This expansion adds dragon-themed Upgrade, Downgrade and Magic cards, along with all-new Unicorns to battle! Expansion info: Ages: 14+ Players: 2-8 Time: 30-45 mins

TeeTurtle > Unstable Unicorns > ... UNSTABLE UNICORNS: NSFW EXPANSION PACK The game of unicorns and destruction gets decidedly mature and NSFW! Either shuffle one NSFW deck into your standard deck to get dirty... or shuffle two together for a fully playable (and filthy) game. Expansion info: Ages: 21+ Players: 2-8 Time: 30-45 mins

TeeTurtle > Unstable Unicorns > ... UNSTABLE UNICORNS: RAINBOW APOCALYPSE Kill your enemies with kindness... or a massive plague. This expansion includes 27 adorably destructive cards - and 27 that are full of apocalyptic mayhem! Expansion info: Ages: 14+ Players: 2-8 Time: 30-45 mins

TeeTurtle > Unstable Unicorns > ... UNSTABLE UNICORNS: UNICORNS OF LEGEND Unicorns from realms near and far have heard your call to arms and quest to join your army! Expand your forces with a variety of battle-hardened unicorns, magical spells and more. Expansion info: Ages: 14+ Players: 2-8 Time: 30-45 mins